What Holiday Song Are You?
Grab your favorite holiday beverage - even eggnog; we won't judge - and settle in to take this quiz to find out your true identity: what holiday song you are most like!
(Take the quiz on Buzzfeed, or keep track of your answers here to find out your result at the end.)
QUESTIONS:
- I say Christmas, you say:
A. Cuddling and Christmas movies and tree lightings and cookies and gorgeous photos
B. Break out the records full of oldies!
C. Ugh. Did I delete all my pictures from last year? Do I even remember last year? Do they?
D. Bah, humbug
E. Wait, it’s Christmastime already?
- What’s your relationship status?
A. You’re in a new relationship and it’s going so well!!!
B. You’ve been with the same person for several years
C. You recently had your heart broken but you still hold onto hope that your special someone is out there (and maybe it’s even the same person who broke your heart)
D. If you have one, you’re too busy coming up with similes for how bad someone is to pay attention to your significant other
E. Relationships suck and people suck and you’re better off alone (but you secretly wish for somebody every now and then)
- What kind of cookies are you going to be making this year?
A. Whatever cookie is a two-person job and takes hours
B. A gingerbread house and gingerbread cookies with the leftover gingerbread
C. I’m getting one of those break-and-bake cookie dough packages from the grocery store and freezing it in between baking one or two at a time
D. Does fruitcake come in cookie form?
E. Biscotti to eat with spiced cider
- What’s your favorite Christmas tradition?
A. Being with my love!
B. Hosting a small party at your home with family and friends
C. Scrolling through your ex’s social media to see what they’re up to
D. Yelling “Santa isn’t real!” to kids screaming in the mall
E. Watching period dramas and gazing wistfully at all the men
- What is your go-to Christmas movie?
A. Love Actually
B. It’s a Wonderful Life
C. The Holiday
D. Die Hard
E. Little Women
- Pick a Christmas aesthetic:
A. Mistletoe, tinsel, an alcoholic drink or two, and snow everywhere
B. Hot chocolate with marshmallows, a warm fireplace, long conversations, and spending hours tweaking your decorations
C. Mimosas, getting together with old friends, sending risky texts, red and green LED lights, and listening to “tis the damn season” by Taylor Swift endlessly
D. Green eye makeup and tequila
E. Cloudy skies, fog, and puddles with minimalistic decorations and quiet hours to journal
- Where is your dream Christmas destination?
A. Somewhere romantic
B. Wherever your family is
C. It doesn’t matter – anything is better than the bar where you spent Christmas Eve
D. Counting down the hours until you can go back to your regular life
E. Somewhere on a solo adventure
- Imagine: You’re at a Christmas party. What’s the first game you suggest playing?
A. Some kind of couple-against-couple game
B. Charades
C. Truth or Dare
D. Joke’s on you – I would never be caught dead at a Christmas party
E. Building a puzzle
- If you suddenly find yourself with a free evening around the holidays, what do you do?
A. Booking a reservation for two at a cozy, candlelit bistro
B. Sitting at home under a blanket surrounded by loved ones
C. Texting your friends to ask if they want to do a night on the town
D. Meh, probably watching an action movie
E. Taking a long, introspective drive while listening to quiet music
- Finally, what are your thoughts on ugly Christmas sweaters?
A. They’re best if there are two identical ones so you can match with your sweetheart!
B. You prefer matching pajamas
C. The more outrageous, the better – whatever gets you the most attention!
D. Aren’t they all ugly?
E. You prefer regular sweaters – they're comfier
ANSWERS:
If you chose mostly As, you’re "All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. You’re in love during the holidays – enjoy it!
If you chose mostly Bs, you’re "I’ll Be Home For Christmas" by Bing Crosby. You’re a homebody who loves the classics.
If you chose mostly Cs, you’re "Last Christmas" by WHAM! All we can say is... yikes? You will be okay.
If you chose mostly Ds, you’re "You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Thurl Ravenscroft. You’re the Grinch, you’re Scrooge, and you’re Jack Frost from The Santa Clause 3. What a combination.
If you chose mostly Es, you’re "Winter Song" by Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Bareilles. You’re not against Christmas, it’s just not your thing – and that’s okay!
